if he makes one more fat joke, I will be stabbing him in the throat and cutting his tongue down the…

My fiancée keeps asking why I have "holes" in my thighs. Because I never really worked out prepregnancy and now my thighs are bigger -.- I feel your pain!

I give dh a hard time for asking me why I drink straight out of the orange juice bottle. If he said I was fat I would be all...you just wait and see how fat I can be. challenge accepted.

When hubs makes a fat joke I make a bald joke... Touché!

lol! I stepped on the scale this morning and looked over at hubs.. this man steady watching me and winks.... asshole already knows!

@babycasey That is too funny!