My hubby's language is OUT OF CONTROL !! Ever since he's got home he's been making obnoxious but…

My hubby's language is OUT OF CONTROL !! Ever since he's got home he's been making obnoxious but hilarious comments about his lonely man parts lol . I'm totally trying to ignore him lol. Then he turns on the tv and gets my fave show ready "walking dead" then I just pour my heart out telling him I love him and I'm so in love with him and blah blah ... Tell me why this mother fucker says "good, now you can suck my d**k" smfh .... I literally died laughing and threw a pillow so hard at him 😩😂😷 my life is such a sitcom I swear !! 👏🏼😭