I just saw a huge ass spider and shrieked like a banshee, my husband is asleep on a futon mattress…
I just saw a huge ass spider and shrieked like a banshee, my husband is asleep on a futon mattress on the floor when I shriek, he jumps up in a combat stance asking whats wrong, I somehow get the word spider out and point to last known location, he grabs pne of his combat boots and kills it. he looks at me perched on the back of the couch where I had somehow managed to jump and says to me "babe it's a confirmed kill, calm down" I didn't realize I was hyperventilating and crying until he said that. holy crap these hormones suck! the former me would have never have freaked out like that! I would have grabbed one of his boots myself and killed it! now my husband is passed back out on the futon lol, he is my hero!