Light headed ok i ate didnt help took a sip of caffeine didnt help drank a liter of water nothing a glass of juice nothing now my face is hurting and numb at the same times plus hurts to breathe aint life grand -.-

HELP!! Nothing is getting it off
I saw the most disturbing unboxing video of a dark web purchase on YouTube & ughhhh . My stomach hurts & nothing is helping 😩😩
Help me not hurt my DH right now!!
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My eyes officially look like vaginas. ??? Nothing is helping! ?
hemorrhoids hurt so bad, nothing helps... no over the counter rub, not my baths ughhh i need help!!!