My dad asked me what they call two month old babies that are socialized? And he said sick. I told…

My dad asked me what they call two month old babies that are socialized? And he said sick.

I told him you know what they call two month old babies that are unsocialized? Schizophrenic.

Because my parents don't want me socializing my son at the moment.

He's already starting to talk to ceiling fans and stuff. LOL