Up thinking I slept the whole damn night and it's only 2 am !!!! I am in the worst pain my stomach…

Up thinking I slept the whole damn night and it's only 2 am !!!! I am in the worst pain my stomach is so heavy now I have a hard time getting up from my bed my back hurts like hell especially when I inhale I wish I knew what contractions felt like I wish my boobs didn't hurt I wish my boyfriend wasn't snoring a way beside me and I wish my sleeping puppy would get his head out my vagina likes he's trying to get back in the womb!!! I can't go back to sleep 😥😓😔😢😭😭😭😭😭😤😫