so I sleep on the couch because I can't get comfortable in the bed well guess who gets their big…

so I sleep on the couch because I can't get comfortable in the bed well guess who gets their big self on the couch with me no matter what I have to say yes my SO...... so I get up early to pee and decide well I'll get in the bed I'm just waking up and guess who's up under me.... only men!! by the way morning ladies