ugh I'm stuck in this uncomfortable ass chair in a hot as balls building (Germans don't really do…

ugh I'm stuck in this uncomfortable ass chair in a hot as balls building (Germans don't really do AC) and leaning back in the chair hurts my back and leaning forward hurts my uterus and my appointment was 45 minutes ago so I've been sitting here for damn near an hour. and I'm having insane lightning crotch on top of all that, or this little guy won't stop kicking at me. I just wanna go lay in my shitty bed with no pants on and a fan blowing on me