Woke up from a deep sleep feeling like I had to poo really badly, but went to the bathroom and…

Woke up from a deep sleep feeling like I had to poo really badly, but went to the bathroom and couldn't even pee right away. Turns out that baby must have been laying on my colon and bladder somehow, because as soon as I tried to shift things around a little, I could finally pee and the urge to poop went away. A little early for this nonsense, no?

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So that's how it's gonna be, huh, baby?? Pleeease...let mommy get some sleep...