WITHOUT ANY prompting, ask your significant other these questions and write down EXACTLY what they…

WITHOUT ANY prompting, ask your significant other these questions and write down EXACTLY what they say. P.S. There's a blank copy in the comments!

1. What is something I always say to you?

Change the cat litter

2. What makes me happy?

Sex

3. What makes me sad?

No kisses

4. How do I make you laugh?

Your laugh makes me laugh

5. What was I like as a child?

An asshole

6. How old am I?

23

7. How tall am I?

5 foot 8

8. What is my favorite thing to do?

Eat at the moment and sleep

9. What do I do when you're not around?

Watch tv

10. If I become famous, what will it be for? Comedian

11. What am I really good at?

Nagging

12. What am I not very good at?

Driving

13. What do I do for a job?

Nothing

14. What is my favorite food?

Watermelon

15. What makes you proud of me?

Your attitude

16. If I were a character, who would I be?

Wendy's girl

17. What do you and I do together?

Talk

18. How are you and I the same?

We're silly

19. How are you and I different?

You get angry over stupid shit

20. How do you know I love you?

You tell me

21. What do I like most about you?

My good looks

22. Where is my favorite place to go?

Beach