lmao finally made up my mind about my slurpee. my dad was asleep in his chair in the basement with…

lmao finally made up my mind about my slurpee. my dad was asleep in his chair in the basement with the TV going and since he refused to wake up even though I poked him repeatedly, I made this lovely sign to tape to the alarm system that is set every night. 😂😂😂

but when I walked inside my parents house it was all quiet. I thought my dad was still asleep in his chair. but oh no! he was standing in the dark bathroom. as soon as I walk past that bathroom he comes out and scares the living shit out of me. all he says is little man doesn't know what a slurpee is and I'm going to bed. I said you'll be surprised what this baby knows and doesn't know lmao goodnight.