*Phone rings* (Grandma picks it up) "Hello? Yes this is Mary T****. Excuse me? No I haven't. No... I…

*Phone rings*

(Grandma picks it up)

"Hello? Yes this is Mary T****. Excuse me? No I haven't. No... I haven't! Seriously?! I have not been making dental searches so your inquiry is incorrect! Oh really? I have bad memory but not that bad. Please take me off your calling list. Oh and by the way, I'm pretty sure at 68 I have better teeth than you. Have a great day scamming people!!"

I don't even need TV when I'm here ^_^