dear son, I love you a whole lot but please get out of my right rib. I know you're a friendly little…

dear son, I love you a whole lot but please get out of my right rib. I know you're a friendly little guy that has to love and feel on everything that surrounds you but you've over-welcomed your stay in this rib. its been 25minutes now and you're still there. the slurpee didn't work. crushed ice didn't work. your love for cheezits didn't work. laying on my other side didn't work. gentle pokes and love taps didn't work. bouncing on my ball didn't work. little man, I'm at a loss. what can I do to make you move so I can get comfortable and go to sleep as I have work in the morning?? 😩😩😩