ooooooh sweet sweet baby Jesus!!!! I was taking a nice relaxing shower and I started hurting...more…

ooooooh sweet sweet baby Jesus!!!! I was taking a nice relaxing shower and I started hurting...more like the feeling I'm about to throw up. I get out of the shower and in the process of getting my pajamas on, I develop this insanely sharp...and sharp isn't even a strong enough word here...period/being-stabbed-to-death type cramp down where my lovely uterus is.

being the hippo that I am, (lmao) I hurry as fast as I can into my room, turn on the fan and try to get into my bed. remind me to buy a step stool for this thing lmao I'm fun sized 😂😂😂 well in my hurried process to get into bed, I don't turn on any lights or have enough common sense to turn on my phone light. obviously squeaker thinks her sleep is more important than my almost-upon-death situation as she's fast asleep in the middle of the floor so of course I trip over her. I didn't fall though! I can sometimes be a graceful klutz 😂😂😂 and now here I am...on my left side...trying to keep my insides from falling out.