Dear Braxton - Hicks contractions, I get it! It's going on 3 days now! I understand that you like me…

Dear Braxton - Hicks contractions,

I get it! It's going on 3 days now! I understand that you like me and don't want to leave but you're causing me discomfort and back pain. I really don't think this relationship is going to work out.

I'm sorry.