So my bf rubs my belly outta nowhere and asks me "Are you pregnant... or are you just getting fat?"…

So my bf rubs my belly outta nowhere and asks me "Are you pregnant... or are you just getting fat?" lol he STAYYY asking me this and before I could even answer, he talkin 'bout "cus if you not, you needa get back on them sit ups girl. You gettin a lil beer belly" lmao. I sure hope I'm carrying his child cus he gon stop calling me fat aha 😒👊