My husband is so very lactose intolerant that when I walked into the bathroom this morning I…

My husband is so very lactose intolerant that when I walked into the bathroom this morning I literally hit a wall of HOT GAS. I felt like I was gonna be poisoned! I swear the hairs in my nose got singed. ugh. and then the hot smelly gas leaked into the bedroom so I had to open the window for sake of my cats so the poor things wouldn't die. now I'm laying here in bed wondering how his butt hole is not melting and I'm taking the smallest breaths possible until the gas bomb has passed -_-