So the nurse comes in to give me the drink for my glucose test. She leaves and says drink it in 5 mins. I had it down in…

So the nurse comes in to give me the drink for my glucose test. She leaves and says drink it in 5 mins. I had it down in like 2. She's comes back. Says to go get my blood drawn at 4:30. And nothing in my mouth. You can kiss. But nothing in your mouth. I fall over laughing. Because she meant it the way it sounded. She leaves and the attending comes in like right after and we are still laughing. He looks at us like we are on drugs then leaves after telling us who he is. Then my OB comes in and says "do I need to put a monitor in here? Are you guys behaving. Well I guess the good news is you can't get pregnant again." I swear to you people we were literally just setting here talking. Your nurse apparently thinks people do inappropriate things in their rooms. lol