Been up all night. First he has the jackass stick up his ass. Then great make up sex. Then ass to…

Been up all night. First he has the jackass stick up his ass. Then great make up sex. Then ass to the stomach over and over (ouch!) tried to get To stop so his solution take the whole bed from us (me and the pup) and all the blankets. I'm a crying mess and he has the balls to ask "what's wrong" and I tell him but his snoring. So I have to be up in an hour for his appointment so the pup and I are curled up on the couch. Oh and I have tickets for fifty shades at one. Been looking forward to this for a year and I'm gonna be a zombie. Great.