So, my husband just found all the memes during my time on mom.life i made over the years.....he called me ratchet😂. Some of them i dont even remember making them. He been laughing and asking questions for 48 minutes

Does anyone knows when the hack "on my block" new season starts? I need to see whats happened to Caesar 🤣

Also, today i had way to much free time

Also, fasting and want cookies and cake...but dont have any because im trying to be healthy 😂

Also, i overheard a woman at the Old Navy talking about she dye her coochies hair....so i wonder was its Navy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Normal people: dropping of clothes at dry cleaners

Me: dropping off my assassin Creed cape and outfit a dryer cleaners 🤣

Anyone ever read about little Richard sex life and been like dammmmnnnnnnn. Boi was freak 😜

Im still alive 😂

Guess whos basement is flooded with waste 🙋‍♀️

My baby girl is five years old today....time really go by so fast. Not stop kindergarten

Vent post.......

Each day i start with telling myself.... I'm doing keto fast today. And ill be doing great....eating my grilled teriyaki tofu salad with sprinkling water and have my vegan tacos etc. Then my window to eat be done and i dont be hungry....but for some odd reasons when i make my husband meal..my fat ass got to drink some of his ife tea 🤣.......i probably never going to make it to get into ketosis 🤦

Omfg @evildrporkchop. I didnt know you were expecting.... congrats 🌹♥️👍😘😘😘

Whos on here? I need to talk to someone