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• Being a mom = 12 hours of toddler and being drunk at 8:27pm with 2 glasses of wine. 🍷🍷😂
  28.05.20176 лайков6
• Cleaning dog poop from the carpet at 6am the week before we move from this apartment. Living the effing dream. 😐💩
  21.05.20171 лайк1
• She just wants to lay on me and watch Dr. McStuffings... I'm not complaining
  20.05.20171 комментарий13 лайка3
• My kid's breakfast: dried cranberries. Wth lol
  07.05.20172 комментария24 лайка4
• My 22 month old pooped in the potty today for the first time. Growing up so faaaast!!!💩
  24.04.201715 лайков15
• A 17 year old girl died in Portugal with measles because her parents chose not to vaccinate her. You're afraid of autism... isn't your kid dyeing worse? Jesus. …
  19.04.20172 лайка2
• Toddler's new trick: spitting milk on floor while intensely staring at me. Clean, servant.
  16.04.20176 лайков6
• Why oh why does my kid like to wake up at 5:45am on Weekends? Sigh 😩😴😴😴
  15.04.2017
• It's a wine for dinner kind of night
  15.04.20173 лайка3
• Eating my Easter chocolate bunny in the laundry room so I don't have to share with my toddler. #momlife haha
  14.04.20178 лайков8
• My kid is so much cooler than me lol
  13.04.20172 комментария29 лайков9
• New here! How's it going everyone?
  12.04.20172 комментария21 лайк1