This woman is my motivation and my inspiration. This is Ashley Horner the most badass weight lifting mom there is. <3

Alina baraz and gilimatias "show me". Look this sexy beautiful song up on YouTube ladies, you won't regret it (;

Story of my life in the house with a toddler, a 5 and an 8 year old....

Wish my house has a self clean button... >Sigh<

Got up at 5 am ✓
Sent the hubbs off to work ✓
Weight lifting✓
Shower then protein shake ✓✓
Drown face in coffee yeeeeaaasss pleaseeee✓✓✓✓✓

To the women who thinks their shit doesn't stink. Guess what!!! Mine stinks and I'm not afraid to admit it! Cheers to the women who do not put other women down because of their point of view or because something doesn't go the way miss "my shit don't stink" thinks it should go. I love people who are kind and not stuck up. They are the women who make the world a brighter place, they are the women who posts make me smile and laugh and sometimes cry! Cheers to you beautiful women with beautiful spi...

Ok. So.... If you mommies out there Love a good scary movie but love your kids more... I recommend not ever watching that new movie "the witch" the scene with the Baby and the witch... Yeahhh.... It's been a couple weeks and I'm still having flashbacks and am super messed up from that scene.... I do not... I repeat DO NOT recommend this movie to mommies....

Hoe many step mommy's out there?

Why is it that everytime I'm about to take a shower or bath one of the kids has to go number 2????? D:

That moment when your giving baby a bath and you can't tell if they're about to poo or just gassy....