Seriously I hide in my bathroom because most of my kids dont follow me there lol!

Omg this is hilarious! What are these men doing in there that they need 45 minutes to poop!!! It takes me like two... But maybe that's because I have a screaming baby in the next room usually and a two year old sticking her fingers under the door asking me if I'm pooping or peeing or in there with me trying to eat her my little pony tooth paste or toilet papering the shower.

Dh is always on the toilet at least 30-45 minutes minimum. He says he has stomach issues, I just tell him he doesn't know how to ? correctly ??. He thinks if he doesn't crap 3 times a day he's constipated ?.

My husband gets up a half hour earlier every morning just to poo, I dont know how he poops for so long. I swear he's just on ifunny the whole time.

Me and my SO both work at 1230. It's currently 1107 and I still haven't showered because he's in there pooping for over 15 minutes now hasn't showered and still needs to shave. ? I guess it's okay that I'm late to work! Good thing it doesn't take me long to get ready

My husband sits in the bathroom and plays magic the gathering. He's in there for 30+ minutes. So annoying.

My SO takes 45 mins to get ready every morning. 30 mins on to poop because he takes his iPad and watched Netflix or reads his football message board, then the rest to shower. Then he takes a poop at lunch time then when he gets home and sometimes before bed. Smh... Idk how anyone poops that much. I'm lucky if I go once a day.

Hahahahahaha. Omg. This is my husband. I swear he takes 20 minute poops because he knows its like a mini-vacation lol. I get that though. Sometimes you have to take the free time you can get.

Showers are not safe in our house though. Our 3 yo dd is a shower crasher. If anyone takes a shower, she invites herself in too lol.

Its worse when I walk past the bathroom and can hear Netflix through the door.

I honestly have no idea what is wrong with his bowels that he needs 20 min on the crapper every morning.

I seriously tell him a time, and then I text him!

It makes me so mad.... Every time he says he's going to use the bathroom, he gets a death glare!

Lucky! My daughter, at gatherings will be like "mama!! Bathroom?!?!?! *bang bang bang* mama doing??????????? Lol and I'm like yes I'm in the bathroom go find your dad lol . And yes my husband brags about how it only takes him 5 minutes to get ready ....but I tell him yeah when we are gonna be late -_- I stsrt getting ready 2 hours before we have to leave and I'm never late lol