darianweaver
Darian Weaver
My housewifely duties for the day consisted of sterilizing bottles and pacifiers, putting a Stouffer's meal in the oven, and laying on the couch looking hot and pregnant eating M&Ms;.
I accomplished basically nothing. I failed at all my goals today. But those M&Ms; were goooood. 👌🏼
I accomplished basically nothing. I failed at all my goals today. But those M&Ms; were goooood. 👌🏼
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I can hold down the couch AND eat the candy! 👌🏼 @themommaoffour
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I can hold down the couch AND eat the candy! 👌🏼 @themommaoffour
someone's gotta hold down the couch lol @darianweaver
Well I'm right there with you! @themommaoffour
I've been on the couch on my phone all day while my hubby sleeps off his pain meds, our 15 month old sleeps off her fever and our 3&4 year olds play. I have no ambition to do ANYTHING